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units
human
Peasant
Ready to serve.
Yes?
Me lord?
What is it?
Hello.
Okay.
Right-o.
Alright.
Yes, me lord.
Job's done!
Oh--what?
Y--huh?
Now what?
More work?
Leave me alone!
I don't wanna do this!
I'm not listening!

Footman/Town
Awaiting orders.
Your command?
Your orders?
Yes sire?
Yes?
My lord?
At your service.
Yes.
Yes, my lord.
As you wish.
At once, sire.
Work completed.
Make up your mind.
Are you still touching me?
Don't you have a kingdom to run?
I do have work to do.
Join the army, they said.
See the world, they said.
I'd rather be sailing.
We are under attack!
The town is under attack!
You've played the shareware, now buy the game.
In the retail version, I'm much funnier.
(talking really fast)

Elven Archer/Ranger
I come to serve.
Your Eminence?
Exalted one?
My sovereign?
Your wish?
Yes.
By your command.
For the alliance.
Move out.
We must take action.
Time is of the essence.
Even elder races get tired of waiting.

Knight
Ready to serve, my lord.
Your Majesty?
At your service.
Sire?
What ho?
We move.
In your name.
For the king.
Defending your honor.
I need orders.
Give me a quest.
Don't force me to run you through.

Paladin
Ready to serve, my lord.
Your majesty?
At your service.
Sire?
What ho?
We move.
In your name.
For the king.
Defending your honor.
I need orders.
Give me a quest.
Don't force me to run you through.
Charge!

Mage
Who summoned me?
What is it?
Do you need assistance?
Your request?
As you wish.
Very well.
Alright.
I'm a busy man.
Don't anger me.
I warned you! (crash)

Dwarven Demolition Squad
Dwarves ready!
What d'ye want?
Ach!
Aye, laddie.
Okay!
Alright!
Move out!
Yes, sir!
I love blowin' things up!
Bombs are great!
Tilt one back with me, dog!

Gnomish Flying Machine
I got a flying machine!
Hello, Sonny!
Want me to fly?
Are you listening?
I'm flying...!
Goodbye...!

Ships
Captain on the bridge.
Aye, captain?
Skipper?
Set sail?
Aye aye, sir.
Aye, captain.
Under way.
Stop rocking the boat.
You're making me seasick.

Buildings
Church
Mage Tower

orc
Peon/Grunt/Town
Ready to work!
Your command, master.
(orcish language) [1]
(orcish language) [2]
(orcish language) [3]
(laughing)
(orcish language) [4]
(orcish language) [5]
(orcish language) [6]
(orcish language) [7]
Work complete.
What!?
Look out!
Missed me!
That tickles!
I would not do such things if I were you!
My tummy feels funny.
(burp) 'Scuse me.
We're being attacked!
They're destroying our city!
You're good-looking for a human.
You buy retail version or I'll chop you into little bits!
You buy full version! Please?
You go buy now or I sing! (singing)

Troll Axethrower/Berserker
New troll here.
You call me?
Troll with axe?
What you want me kill?
Okay.
Alright.
You da boss.
I got axe for you.
(indistinct grumbling)
Say hello to my little friend.

Ogre
We're ready, master. - I'm not ready!
Huh? - What?
What? - Huh?
Yes?
Master?
Okay.
Yes, master.
Alright.
Yes, master. - I don't want to!
Alright. - No, I'm hungry!
This way. - No, that way!
(burp) He did it. - No, he did it!

Ogre-Mage
We're ready, master.
Yes, master?
What?
Yes?
What is it?
Yes, master.
Of course.
Right away.
(burp) We did it!
We're not brainless anymore!
I've got the brain! - Nuh-uh!

Death Knight
I'm alive!
Yes?
Make it quick.
Of course, master.
Very well.
(groaning)
I'm growing impatient.
Don't push it.
When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you.

Goblin Sappers
We're ready!
What?
Yes?
Who is it?
Hello?
Okay.
Certainly.
Yes, boss.
Alright.
We've got explosives!
Kaboom!
It's beautiful.

Goblin Zeppelin
Here I am!
I can see my house!
I wish I had a weapon!

Ships
Done building ship!
Argh?
Aye matey?
Yes captain?
Ahoy!
I would love to.
You're the captain.
Yo ho!
Who wants to sing?
(singing)

Buildings
Ogre Mound
Death Tower

heroes
human
Alleria
What?
Well?
Hello?
Let's go.
Move it.
Follow me.
Excuse me!
You never touch the other elves like that.
Do that again and you'll pull back a stump.

Danath
What?
Need somethin'?
Bring it on.
Follow me.
Step aside, Junior.
Draw steel, boys.
You talkin' to me?
Hands off, grubber.
Don't waste my time.

Khadgar
Hello?
Who's there?
Yes, what is it?
If I must.
Alright, alright.
Yes.
Do you know who I am?
I'm very busy.
Are you still here?

Kurdran
What?
Aye?
Yes lad?
Alright.
Ach, okay.
Yes sir!
I'll fling a hammer at ye!
Ye got a belly full o' haggis!
Ach! There's no hope for this lad.

Turalyon
I am at your service.
Command me.
Orders, sire?
A noble quest.
For Lothar.
Of course, my king.
Why must you torment me?
You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?
I challenge you, heathen!

orc
DeathWing
What?
I'm waiting.
Yes.
Alright.
Do you like fire?
I'm full of it.

Dentarg
Huh?
What do you want?
Yes?
At once, my master.
For Ner'Zhul.
We're on our way.
We don't understand.
Are you opposing Shadow Moon?
Ner'zhul will have your head.

Grom Hellscream
What?
Tell me what to do!
Yes?
Slice and dice!
Dig it!
Time to die!
Welcome to my nightmare!
I am Iron Man!
Feelings!

Kargath Bladefist
Need a hand?
Yeah?
Huh?
I'm on it.
Chop-chop.
Yep.
Stop it!
You...!
Do you feel lucky, punk?

Teron Gorefiend
Greetings.
Yes?
What?
Immediately.
Whatever you wish.
I'd be delighted.
That doesn't hurt.
This is the reason I ended it all.
Stop that incessant clicking!


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